just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
cat food counts as protein by the way
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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