I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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