VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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