but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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