Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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