Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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