whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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