I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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