So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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