She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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