I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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