just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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