You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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