he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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