i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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