try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Blood and glitter go together right?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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