Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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