EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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