It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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