Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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