I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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