he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
