As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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