no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
