Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
