when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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