I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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