can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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