why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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