Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just cropdusted the office
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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