Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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