NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
