Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
