Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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