i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you guys were way drunker than both of me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
No subtext here. People are naked.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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