i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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