Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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