Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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