Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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