So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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