sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you had me at cake vodka
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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