I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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