That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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