it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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