Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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