called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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