So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
