32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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