Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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