i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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