Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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