At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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