good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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