I just saw a hot homeless man
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
