I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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