she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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