You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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